July222014

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

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chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

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11PM

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

fuckablenerdstuff:

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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No comment necessary.

You are my hero.

after more than a year… I need to reblog it again. Because.

Omg

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10PM

Did that cat a favor…drinking green pool water and shit.

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10PM

mentormedaddy:

Mmmm just like my Daddy does ;) ohyouremine

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10PM
mentormedaddy:

There is no prouder feeling, no other complete pleasure than when Daddy’s planted his cock in my throat, balls deep…I’m smiling just like this thinking about it, and my sopping tight cunt in smiling too ohyouremine

mentormedaddy:

There is no prouder feeling, no other complete pleasure than when Daddy’s planted his cock in my throat, balls deep…I’m smiling just like this thinking about it, and my sopping tight cunt in smiling too ohyouremine

9PM

mentormedaddy:

Me: opening my eyes and seeing Daddy, emitting a moan of pure want because oh my goodness he looks so sexy and hot and delicious, the physical proximity of his body next to mine sending electric sparks to my clit

Growned up me: I must leave him sleep. Looking after me is a hard job and daddies need princess naps too.

Little me: *whispers* Daaaaaaddddddyyyyy and swoops in for yummy Daddy cuddles!

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kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

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7PM

"I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance."
Vincent van Gogh

"I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance."

Vincent van Gogh

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